Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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