remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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