Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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