I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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