worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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