Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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