Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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