I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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