Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
