Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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