Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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