i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
