I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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