I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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