Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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