She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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