it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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