left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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