We won't sleep together?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well most of my day revolves around power hour
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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