and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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