you would pick up someone in the library
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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