My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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