They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Randomize
