I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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