...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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