Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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