Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize