it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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