We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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