She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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