Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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