i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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