i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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