Kiss
Puke
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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