you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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