I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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