My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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