I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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