literally had 100 drinks last night.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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