Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Operation Purity has been aborted
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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