birth control should be required to get into college
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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