Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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