The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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