You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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