I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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