Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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