Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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