Non-Jews are for practice
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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