oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I think my moral compass just broke
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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