i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Acid is not a monday night drug
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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