My brain says no but my pants say off.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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