Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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