at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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